I WILL marry Rob Kardashian just so I can, #1 be a Kardashian and #2 hang out with Scott Disick all the time.
me: I want a boyfriend
face: lets give you some pimples and spots
body: lets add some extra fat to your tummy and thighs
friends: lets abandon her and make her socially awkward
parents: lets ground her
me: ...okay :/